Men and women's different ideas?

THE PERFECT DAY FOR HER





8:15 Wake up to hugs and kisses





8:30 Weigh-in 5 lbs lighter than yesterday





8:45 Breakfast in bed - freshly squeezed orange juice and warm croissants; open presents - expensive jewelry chosen by thoughtful partner





9:15 Soothing hot bath with frangipani bath oil





10:00 Light work-out at club with sexy, funny personal trainer





10:30 Facial, manicure, makeup application, shampoo, condition, blow wave





12:00 Lunch with best friend at fashionable outdoor café





12:45 Catch sight of partner's ex and notice that she has gained 22 lbs





1:00 Shopping with friends: unlimited credit





3:00 Nap





4:00 Three dozen roses delivered by florist; card is from secret admirer





4:15 Massage from strong but gentle hunk - says he rarely gets to work on such a perfect body





5:30 Choose outfit from expensive designer wardrobe





7:30 Candlelit dinner for two followed by dancing, with compliments received from other diners/ dancers





10:00 Hot shower - alone





10:50 Carried to bed. Freshly ironed, crisp, white linen





11:00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling





11:15 Fall asleep in his big, strong arms








THE PERFECT DAY FOR HIM





6:00 Alarm





6:01 BJ





6:30 Massive, satisfying **** while reading the sports section





7:00 Breakfast - steak and eggs, coffee, and toast - all cooked by naked, buxom wench who bends over a lot showing her growler





7:30 Limo arrives





7:45 Several mircrobrew beers en route to the airport





9:15 Flight in personal Lear jet





9:30 Limo to Mirage Resort Golf Club (BJ en-route)





9:45 Play front nine (2 under par)





11:45 Lunch - steak and lobster, 3 beers and bottle of Dom Perignon





12:15 BJ





12:30 Play back nine (4 under)





2:15 Limo back to airport (several shots of 12 year old bourbon)





2:30 Fly to Bahamas








3:30 Late afternoon fishing expedition with all-female crew, all nude who also bend over a lot showing their growlers





4:30 Land world record Marlin (1234 lbs) on light tackle





5:00 Fly home, massage and teasing, slow, soft hand job by naked Elle Macpherson (bending over showing her growler, naturally)





6:45 ****, shower and shave





7:00 Watch news - Michael Jackson assassinated by Rev Al Sharpton





7:30 Dinner - lobster appetizers, Dom Perignon (1953), big juicy grass fed rib steak, followed by ice cream served on a big pair of ****





9:00 Napoleon Brandy and Habanos cigars in front of wall - sized TV as you watch football game





9:30 Sex with three women, all of whom display eager lesbian kinkiness while you rest in between





11:00 Massage and Jacuzzi with tasty pizza snacks and a cleansing beer





11:30 Night-cap BJ





11:45 In bed, alone





11:50 A 22-second fart which changes note 4 times and forces the dog to leave the room





11:51 Laugh yourself to sleep

Men and women's different ideas?
LMAO...I really liked that one you definitely get a star because that's about how it is...for the guys anyway. I only wish that's how it was for me with the shopping, massages, etc.
Reply:hehehe funny :-)
Reply:Is this funny?


Sexism?
Reply:You know, I NEVER find blatant sexism funny...EVER.
Reply:Reading through the first part I thought this is getting a bit gushy but then I started reading the second one and just couldn't stop laughing it's ALL true..............Well worth a star.
Reply:ha ha ha that sounds about right...
Reply:Thats funny.
Reply:funny
Reply:loved it copied it .