The Perfect Day?

THE PERFECT DAY FOR HER





8.15 - Wake up to hugs and kisses


8.30 - Weigh in 2kg lighter than yesterday


8.45 - Breakfast in bed, freshly squeezed orange juice and croissants; open presents - expensive jewellery chosen by thoughtful partner


9.15 - Soothing hot bath with frangipani bath oil


10.00 - Light work out at club with handsome funny personal trainer


10.30 - Facial, manicure, shampoo, condition, blow dry


12.00 - Lunch with best friend at fashionable outdoor cafe


12.45 - Catch sight of husband/boyfriend's ex and notices she has gained 7kg


1.00 - Shopping with friends, unlimited credit


3.00 - Nap


4.00 - Three dozen roses delivered by florist, card id from secret admirer


4.15 - Light work out at club, followed by massage from strong but gentle hunk who says he rarely gets to work on such a perfect body


5.30 - Choose outfit from expensive designer wardrobe, parade before full length mirror


7.30 - Candle lit dinner for two followed by dancing, with compliments received from other diners/dancers


10.00 - Hot shower (alone)


10.50 - Carried to bed . . . (freshly ironed, crisp, new, white linen)


11.00 - Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling


11.15 - Fall asleep in his big strong arms


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THE PERFECT DAY - FOR HIM


6.00 - Alarm


6.15 - ********


6.30 - Massive satisfying dump while reading the sports section


7.00 - Breakfast: rump steak and eggs, coffee and toast, all cooked by naked chicks with big ****


7.30 - Limo arrives


7.45 - Several Whiskeys en-route to airport


9.15 - Flight in personal Lear Jet


9.30 - Limo to Riverside Oaks Golf Club (******** en-route)


9.45 - Play front nine (2 under)


11.45 - Lunch Pie, chips and gravy, 3 beers and a bottle of Dom Perignon


12.15 - ********


12.30 - Play back nine (4 under)


2.15 - Limo back to the airport (Several Whiskeys)


2.30 - Fly to Monte Carlo


3.30 - Late afternoon fishing excursion with all female crew (all nude)


4.30 - Land world record Marlin (1234lbs) - on light tackle


5.00 - Fly home, massage and hand job by naked Elle McPherson


6.45 - ****, Shower and Shave


7.00 - Watch news: Michael Jackson assassinated; marajuana and porn legalized


7.30 - Dinner: lobster appetisers, Dom Perignon (1953), big juicy fillet steak followed by Icecream served on a pair of ****


9.00 - Napoleon Brandy and Cohuna cigar in front of wall size TV as you watch international match of the day;England beat Wales 31-0


9.30 - Sex with three women (all with lesbian tendencies) 9.31


11.00 - Massage and Jacuzzi with tasty pizza snacks and a cleansing ale


11.30 - A nightcap *******


11.45 - In bed alone


11.50 - A 12 second fart which changes note 4 times and forces the dog to leave the room

The Perfect Day?
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